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Adult Humor T-Shirt — “Most of Being an Adult is Whispering ‘Fuck This’ While Doing It Anyway”

$25.00
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Soft, lived-in comfort meets witchy, rebellious humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels broken-in from day one — the kind you reach for when you want to be comfortable and make a statement. The front art mixes moonlit florals, occult motifs, and bold hand-lettering that reads like a private joke: a wry, cathartic line about the messy business of adulthood. It sits relaxed on the body and ages beautifully with wear, the dyed fabric mellowing into an even richer softness over time. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, late-night ritual playlists, or out with friends when you want to laugh at the absurdity of grown-up life.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for durable, breathable comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Tubular (no side seams) knit and sewn-in label for a clean, sustainable finish
- Size range S–4XL and available in many colors to suit personal style

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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