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Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Most of Being an Adult Is Whispering 'Fuck This' While Doing It Anyway" Gothic Graphic

$30.00
Clothing sizes: S
Gildan Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt that pairs bold attitude with cozy everyday wear. The front features a dark, ornate design with purple accents and a sassy phrase that reads like a private, defiant joke—equal parts weary and stubborn. Knit without side seams for a smooth silhouette and built with rubbed ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem to keep shape after many wears. The garment blends 50/50 cotton-poly for warmth without bulk, and uses OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown cotton. Subtle DTF inner neck labels and optional embroidery placements give room for personalization while heavy double-needle stitching keeps this piece reliable in the long run. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams - DTF inner neck labels and DTG/embroidery options (left/center chest, large chest, wrists) for customization - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning IroningWashingBleachingDrying

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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